Before I start, I guess I should acknowledge that the time at the moment is 12:17 a.m. on November 7th... so that's one strike for me on this blog challenge. Womp womp. Fridays commuting home are always hectic. Coming home and being at home is hectic. Realistically, all I come home for are 1) my dogs, 2) my piano, and, tied for 3rd) my siblings and my room. Otherwise, I could live away from home forever.
Anyhow, this is going to be a fun one. It's also going to take a long time to write considering that no one has won my heart before, and now I essentially have to lay out the five reasons why I am so terribly difficult.
Leggo! How to win my heart:
1. best two out of three in a game of rock paper scissors.
Okay, no but really.
- Be okay with me being quiet (most of the time). I am terrible to have a conversation with - partly due to my shyness, partly due to how uniformed I am on most topics of conversation, and partly due to my mental incapability of forming coherent sentences 95% of the time. And I generally just like listening to other people talk. But people who are okay with me being quiet or notice me despite me being quiet are the ones I tend to stick around. I would follow you like a puppy.
- Have a good sense of humour. I usually laugh at everything, so it might not seem hard to win my heart, but it's the really clever, kinda dark, smart, sarcastic, mildly aggressively satirical, and punny material that I deeply appreciate. It also doesn't hurt if you understand my (sometimes twisted) humour.
- If you're talented - and I don't mean "I can burp the ABCs" or some gross or useless talent but really skillfully talented, I'd be down. If you're musically and athletically talented, yo, I'd be so down.
- Someone who is both mature (hard-working, responsible, mellow) and immature (ex. someone who knows how to get down and let loose on the dance floor) because I am ultimately looking for someone who will be fun to be around whom I won't have to babysit, if you know what I'm sayin'. And also because I also act this way...
- Kindness. Nothing melts my heart more than seeing someone do something thoughtful or nice for someone else, or when I'm on the receiving end of a random act of kindness. Seeing someone help and old granny walk across the street? Ugh, done.
Aaaand this list is absolutely not exhaustive! I don't know, people win my heart over with the most littlest things, but these are probably the most significant out of all of them. Oh, and one more:
1:27 a.m. Time for sleep. Peace!
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